King Henry VIII and Bloody Mary Rap: Going Back to Catholic

This song is based off the song by the Notorious BIG which is based off LL COOL J's going back to Cali. The first verse is based on Henry and the second verse is based off of Mary Tudor. Girls always volunteer to do the part of Bloody Mary. Very rarely do I have to rap the Bloody Mary part.
Verse One:
When the blade hits ya ax just splits ya
Head so hard, that ya crown can't fit ya
Either I'm witcha or against ya
reform adventure, back to the annulment I sent ya
Talkin to the reform inventor
King wit the tights tight, burn at the stake right
Spell my name right, H-E-N-R-Y
I had 6 wives I cannot lie.
Three wives about to die

Women, and tennis -- I also like to joust
Anne Bolyne's head now cut from the blouse.
Head up in this Church, and head up in my house
(just a preview)